Why the f@!# is Harper wearing a flak jacket?!

This isn't Kandahar- it's Cancun, for Christ's sake! So why is our dorky Prime Minister dressed like he's in a war zone? What possible need does he have for a vest with so many pockets? Is he going fishing after this? Is he being sponsored by Tilley? Did he think they were going on an archeological dig? Doesn't he have anyone on staff in charge of trying to make him seem remotely cool?

Look at George and Vicente in their casual white linens- they seem so relaxed and at ease with each other. Then there's Stephen...prematurely going in for the handshake before his turn. He's like that dorky kid from summer camp who shows up a week late with way too much gear and not many social skills.

I know it's petty to make fun of the Prime Minister's poor sense of style and lack of social grace, but I'm pressed for time and he's an easy target. By the looks of it I think we could both use a Piña Colada.